strange meeting

I flick the lightswitch and get a good look at her all I can think is (Damn) "L-look...you dont have to call the cops on me!" She mumbles out as she trys to flirt with me. "Why not!?" "I have you dead to rights!!" I bark out. she cowers slightly. "I-I'm sorry...I just..." She is quivering in fear now. "Huk..hick...huwaaaaah!!!" She falls to her butt crying in frustration.

"Are you ok?" I ask with genuine concern. "Sniff..what do you care!" She moans as the tears flow freely. (I feel like a dick.) "H-hey...look..I'm not a bad guy!" "I was just mad because you broke into my HOUSE!" I tell her with a consoleing tone. "Sniff...I didnt want to break into your house." She pleads with me.

"B-but ever since this happened!!" She points to her prodigious chest. "I've been unable to do anything to make money." She wails. (I guess F cup's would make it a little difficult to be a cat burglar) "Sniff...I..I've been kicked out of my apartement as well.." She wimpers

"I wasnt going to take anything...just some food is all.." She pleads with me as she tugs on my pantleg. "Are you serious?!" "Or are you just playing with me?" I ask with a tense tone. "W-well...maybe i would have taken that mp3 player...you know...to get a little cash for makeup and stuff..." She mumbles as she tents her fingers.

"Huu....you can stay here....ONLY if you promise not to steel from me!" I bark out. "REALLY!?" She looks at me hopefully. "You'll let me stay?" Her eyes have that puppydog look to them. "Hyes!" I gasp. "WEEE!!" She yelps as she smashes my face into her huge chest. smothering me.

"I ca bref!" I mumble still somthered in her huge chest. "Sorry.." She mumbles sweetly as she quickly lets go. "Ha...ha..s'ok.." "What's your name anyway?" I ask her. "Felicia Hardy!" She tells me happly. "Of course you can call me Licia or Fee-Fee....or sexy bitch!" She tells me with a lustfull chuckle as she shakes her chest back and forth

"Heh...ok Licia...you can call me John or Johnny...NEVER JONATHAN!" i tell her as I wag my finger. I help her from the floor and I hear 'uuurngh!" She covers her face in embarsement. "You hungery Licia?" I ask with a chuckle. She nods. "I only have frozen waffles...hope thats ok?" I ask with a grin.

"ANYTHING...I'm starveing!!" She pleads. I fix her a plate of eggos and a glass of OJ which she wolfs down. "Wewh...I needed that." She gasps as she pats her stomach. "Ok..if your done I'll show you to the spare bedroom." I walk down the hall expecting her to follow me. I turn around to show her the guest bedroom. "Ok Licia it...has..." "Licia?" Where'd she get too?

I check my room and find her lieing naked under the covers. "Sorry Johnny..but I dont like sleeping alone...or clothed." "Hope you dont mind?" She tells me with a chuckle. (Gulp!) "N-nope...I dont mind.." I mumble. "hehe..Come to bed then baby!" She says as she pats the space next to her.