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With how bad at cleaning house the girls were and the fact he didn't want to live on fast food, John decided to do something about it. He went over to the supermarket and brought some food items. He had to clarify that by "white powder" he meant flour.

He also went to the clothing store for aprons for everyone and got a vacuum cleaner from the hardware store. The girls were gonna need to learn to cook and clean like normal people. Of course, he couldn't **** them to do this.

He needed to give them an incentive. Returning home, he cooked pizzas for everyone.

"Don't we normally order out?" asked Natalie.

"Well, I simply can't live on McDonalds food." said John. "So I decided to make some pizzas myself."

"Well, it saves me the trouble of using that site." said Imogen. "Its so hard to use."

Kris grabbed one of the pizzas and threw it in John's face.

"I'm lactose intolerant, you racist motherfucker!" she said.

"I'm sorry, I didn't know." said John. "Wait, how is it racist?"

John went out to get something else for Kris. When he got back, we found the girls watching Ghostumblrs on Netflix. He remembered that god awful film. Well, technically I hadn't seen it but the whole "you have to like or you're sexist" and overall behaviour of the cast during their interviews convinced him to give it miss.

He also would have preferred it to be a sequel to the original film instead of a reboot. Nobody had a problem dissing reboots before but now that they change them into women it was suddenly sexist. Given how temperamental these girls were, John decided to just sit down and watch the film, not saying anything.

Unfortunately, he fell asleep as did Imogen.

"Its a shame, this movie didn't get a sequel." said Martha. "It sucks that Afterlife ignores this movie. Its an insult to the 2016 film."

"Kristin Wiig and Kate McKinnon were a bit on the skinny side." said Natalie.

Lindsey only seemed to be interested in Chris Hemsworth.

"It pisses me off that a sexist conspiracy had to ruin everything!" said Kris.

John chose not to say anything, trying to ignore the conversation altogether. Imogen just nodded along.

Afterwards, John went to his room and watched the original Ghostbusters on his iPad. Afterwards, he decided to jerk off to an erotica on his laptop. He was tempted to have sex with Lindsey again but now that she was with someone, it didn't feel right.

He was also afraid she'd try to make it look like he was sexually extorting her. The next day,