Sicko

'oooOOOOooh!" "Arent you a cutie!" She says as she starts to flirt with me. (Just like when I met her Bat-shit crazy daughter Princess) "Fucking hell...what's with this family and crazy female villians."I whisper. Her boyfreind gets back up and is about to attack me. "HAAAH!!" He yells. I quickly position a razor sharp bone sword at his neck. "Just give up now dude." I say with an exasperated tone.

He looks at the sword and then to me. "Ok..." He mumbles and then sits down. "What's your name sexy?" Kitten asks me as she trys to look sexy. "Hey Cy." "Little help here dude?" I ask as I look over to Cyborg. "You sure you want me to interupt there, lady killer?" He tease's me. I give him a look like I want to **** him as Kitten cuddles up to me. "Ok-ok!" He says with a laugh as he blasts Kitten with a sonic burst.

{Later in the T-car after we handed off the two loons to the police}

"So come on dude." "Tell me who I'm going to marry." He asks me. (Fucker wont drop it and let me sleep) "If I tell you will you leave me alone?" I moan. "Yeah sure man!" He yells happly. "Bumblebee.." I tell him. (That shut him up) He imeaditly clams up. "Blessed silence!" I whisper.

{Back at the tower}
[after a short nap]
I walk into the living room to see the Twirps throttleing B.B. on that Gs3 thing. Robin and Sara are talking about something boring and Starfire is talking to a Blue haired clone. (Blue haired clone!?) "Hey sis?" "Who the fuck is that?!" I ask Sara as I point to the two Aliens. "You don't know?" "Take a good look you stupid man whore." Sara tells me as I walk over two the two girls.

"Hi Bryson!" The blue haired girl waves to me. "Nova?!" "How did you get here?" I ask. "I dont know." "One moment I was in Gotham the next I found my self floating over the Tower." She tells me as she floats down to the floor. "Why are we in the past Bryson?" She asks me with a worried look. "I duknow.." "we came back to stop Chronos from killing Da, but..." I say as i scratch my head.

"The idiot was asleep when we discussed the reason we are stuck here." Sara explains to Nova. "I'll tell you, come here." Sara motions to Nova. "Huuah...what ever." I say as I plop onto the couch. "So who is this Nova person?" Robin asks Jake. "She's Starfire's niece." "And if big bro was'nt such a lazy ass he would see that she reeally like him." Jake says with a giggle.

{Lancer's pov}

"Huuu...." I moan. "Where the fuck am I?" I ask as I sit up. (I'm sitting on the floor of a wierdly decorated room.)"Ahh...you are awake then." A voice address's me. "Master Fate?!" I ask as i rub my head. "You remember me." "Wonderfull!" Fate quips. "Why th hell am I back here!?" "You promised me no more of this." I growl. "Calm your self John you are only dreaming." He tells me.

( I called you here to tell you that you will have one more visitor comeing for you.) He says with a chuckle. "Do you remember your time with a miss Zatanna?" he asks me. "Your kidding me!" "Miss fish nets!?" I yelp. "Unfortunitly so." He nods. "Fucking hell."

"Lancer..." "Lancer?!" Someone is calling me. "I will speak to you later." He tells me as I wake up