Kon of all people, after the Soul Society Arc.

Kon headed back to Ichigo's home, still in his body after the Arrancar Grand Fisher fight. He still couldn't believe that Isshin had been a Soul Reaper this whole time… not that he could tell Ichigo about it, not with him and Kisuke Urhahara, who had shown up out of the blue, not so subtly threatening him to keep quiet.

"Sheesh, well, I think enough excitement has happened to me for one day…" Kon sighed to himself… when out of nowhere, something dropped from the sky and hit him on the freaking head. (Yes, for those of you who are reading my other threads, this is a common theme with me :P. What can I say? It's an easy source of laughs, with a perfect opportunity set up.) "GAH!" he cried out as he fell to the ground. "What the hell!?" He sat up, expecting another Hollow attack of some kind, before looking around and spotting… a notebook? How did that get high up enough to leave a lump on his… er, Ichigo's head upon dropping down?

He glanced around and up, spotting… a buxom naked woman with light purple hair floating in the sky and waving at him? He rubbed his eyes and looked again, and she was gone. Hmm, he must have imagined it… Ichigo might have a point about him being way too perverted for his own good, if he was hallucinating naked chicks up in the air. He picked up the Notebook, and read aloud, "Sex Note?"

He opened it up, quickly spotting the rules, and his- Ichigo's damn it! nose bled as he imagined all the things he could do, assuming this thing was real… well, he was a Mod Soul, possessing a body belonging to a university student who could leave it at will, and went off to fight corrupted souls that ate other souls, would this really be the strangest thing that went on in his life?

He looked around to find a pen, in the vague hope that wherever this Sex Note had come from, a pen had come with it, and he smirked as he saw one lying nearby. Okay, now he had all he needed to test this thing… question was, how did he want to do so?