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Samantha and I took a seat. We ordered drinks, and Samantha could not keep her hands off of me. She felt up my crotch as we made out.

I heard someone loudly mutter "Pathetic," and looked up to see a red-headed older woman glaring at us before returning to her computer.

"Excuse me," I said to Samantha after I broker her embrace and kiss. I got up and walked over to the woman.

"You know, I think you should realize you want to...."

1) Spend the next 12 hours sucking off frat boys and having them coat you in cum then send selfies to all of your friends.

2) Strip naked and streak through campus

3) Go to the nearest frat house and get all of your holes fucked while you live stream it to you friends

4) something else