Get your motor running...

You get dressed quickly, making sure that you pick out a pair of pants that showcases your endowment well, with an obscene bulge running halfway to your knee. You don't normally leave for school this early, but you want to get a head start this morning (and hopefully start getting some head as well...) You scarf down some breakfast and then head out to your car with your bookbag.

Jumping in the driver's seat, you toss your bag in the passenger seat and put your keys in the ignition. You turn them only to be greeted with complete silence. You try the keys again with the same results. "Dammit," you swear as slap the dash board. "Why did I have to have a dead battery today?"

Obviously, your car is not going to get you to school today, so you'd better come up with a plan B and quick.