Pretend you didn't notice

You stand up out of your chair and go inside as if you hadn't just watched another loser get kicked to the curb by the beautiful woman across the street.

When you go inside you slam the door a little too forcefully, upset that no one can do her justice. If only you were a little older or her a little younger you would easily show her what a real man would do for her.

You go to the kitchen and pour yourself your favourite whiskey on the rocks and try to mentally block out the scene that just took place across the street by putting on some porn and rubbing one out, just then the doorbell rings. You turn off the tv and sigh, upset having just found something good to watch and being **** to wait.

When you go answer the door you are surprised to find Sue standing opposite the threshold of your front door.