Porn Worn

Just as Red was about to say something….. he was interrupted by an explosion as the porn mag shop behind him had just exploded…..

Blue and Purple burst out of the rubber as they survived using their shields…

“Hell yeah…..!!” Said Both Blue and Purple as they high-fived each other..

“How are you two not dead?” Asked Link

“I brought this from the ruins!!” Said Purple holding a piece of armor

“What….. Then how the hell did you two….. you know never mind!”

“Hey….. those asshole destroyed our porn shack!!” Shouted One of the teenaged girls

“Ahhh crap!!” Said Blue as he began to run…

“Hey….. get back here!!!” Shouted Link as Purple looked at Red

“You coming?”

“Oh well….. I—“

“You’re with him?” Asked one of the girls

“What no I-“

“Get ‘em!!!”

“Ahhhh!!”

Both Red and Purple followed suite as they ran from teenaged girls….

“I didn’t want this…… I just wanted to be friends!!” Said Red

“Calm….. down….. we’ll get your…. Cock cleaned later!!” Said Purple as they panted and ran….

However the two parties didn’t realize that they had split up as Blue and Link make it to an old man getting off a boat near a steady stream

“Hey there, it’s dangerous to— Woah!!!”

Blue pushed the old man into the river as he stole the boat as Link grabbed him…

“You stupid….. Cock!!!”

“Hey…. Call me that when you’ve grown a pair, you stupid elf on the— Arghhh!!” Said Blue as Link began to chock him as the boat began to move down the stream…

The two pairs began their own separate adventures all of which would get them into the craziest shit ever…

1.) Red and Purple run further through the forest as Red ends up falling off a cliffside, and gets amnesia as he ends up the desert… as Purple takes up a generous proposal.

2.) Blue and Link fight each other on the boat as they fall down a waterfall as Blue ends up in an oasis and Green alone in the wandering the desert…