Poor Emma

You've got a 2 and a 9. You get a 7 on the hit and stand there.

Katy and Anne stand. And Scarlett hits twice, breathing a sigh of relief at the end. Emma however looks like she's going faint.

She takes one hit. "Why does this happen to me?" she asks no one in particular. Agonizing for over a minute she finally says "hit" again and peeks at the card Katy hands her.

"Shit". Everyone realizes that she just busted.

"Haha" I'm not the first to be naked shouts Katy.

I encourage the game along saying "Let's see if anyone else busted".

KATY: 19

ANNE: 16

EMMA: 25

SCARLETT: 19

YOU: 18

"Nope, just me. I had a King a 3 and a 2 for 15. I would have lost either way but on the hit I got a friggin King! How did this go so wrong for me?" Emma moans.

"Time to see the great Hermione Granger's Chamber of Secrets" jeers Katy, happy to not be the center of attention anymore. Emma gives her a quick glare, after working so hard as an adult, it's been so difficult for her to leave behind her childhood stardom.

Staying seated in the chair, Emma slips off her panties, throwing them on top of the pile of her clothes. Slow to stand up she moves to the center of the room and puts her hands on her head as if to say "I give up" and begins to turn toward the table.

Scarlett - "Well I guess the carpets match the drapes."

Katy - "More like, they match the bear skin rug. Come on Emma, this isn't the '70 anymore. When was the last time the bushes were trimmed?"

Emma, turning red in the face responds "Personally, I don't think we need to confine ourselves to pop cultures definition of beauty. I let it grow out because I'm a woman and it's natural."

Anne - "But you shave your legs and armpits?"

"That's different." She stammers, not quite knowing what to say next being caught in her own logic. Then she sits down quickly.

On one hand, you're ecstatic to see the great Emma Watson naked. Who wouldn't be? On the other hand, you wish you'd been able to see _more. _With her full bush she is almost as covered as with her panties. It's like Hermione's brown curls just moved down to her crotch as she went through puberty.

But, beggars can't be choosers. You can't believe how lucky you were to have won this opportunity. Being surrounded by naked or nearly-naked A-list celebrities is every man's dream.

Katy prepares to deal again. If Emma lose again she will have to do the first of three forfeits that each player has to perform after he/she lose a hand beign naked.

Clothing Count:

You: jeans, animal-printed boxers.

Katy Perry: polka-dot red panties.

Scarlett Johansson: Black top, black short skirt, red lace strapless bra, red thong, stockings, and black sandals.

Emma Watson: NAKED

Anne Hathaway: pink panties, purple bra