Pool Party?

Michael addressed the quartet, "Believe me when I tell you that every single woman in this complex I have yet to meet has the day off and will come down to the pool. Believe me when I tell you the four of you should go to one of your apartment's and start your new sex lives."

The four left, and Michael waited for the single women in the complex to start coming to the pool.

Michael was a bit surpised when the first two to show up were a couple of MILF/cougar types. They dove right into the pool after putting down their towels and bags. They swam over to the edge, and Michael approached them.

"Hello, ladies."

"Hello," each said in a friendly way.

"Believe me when I tell you..."