Police uniform

Standing before you impossibly she is dressed as a cop, her tangle of red hair peeking out from her hat and her many piercings screaming that this couldn't possibly be a real cop. However the badge and gun most certainly seem authentic.

"Sir I have had a report of a disturbance at this address, I am going to have to step in and check it out."

"UUhhhh" you stammer.

"Step aside, or step out." She demands, her right hand dropping to the gun at her waist.

"Sure, sorry officer" you stammer, and back away to let her in as it is raining and all you have on is a robe and your shorts.

She continues to back you up. "Have a seat on the couch while I check this place out." With that she heads into your house. Not wanting trouble, and confused as hell you plop on the couch.

Then you hear a call from down the hall. "Can you come here and explain this."

Not quite sure what she has found that she finds interesting you head down the hall. As you look into your bedroom you see her standing there holding:
A bag of ****?
Some of your, not quite legally obtained movies?
Something even more odd/illegal?