Poker Night

'Thursday, finally! After a week of bitching and nagging I have a break. It's poker night at Kyle's place and he always has that spare couch. It'll be nice to tie on a few and get a nights sleep without fighting over the comforter!'

Mark is beside himself as his one night a week reprieve comes before him. Poker Night. Mark, Kyle, Evan, Pete, and Louis gather every Thursday night to get drunk, lose a few dollars, and get away from their wives. Tonight is at Kyle's and he promises it will be a night to remember. He says that every time he hosts however something in his voice convinced Mark tonight is the real deal. So Mark arrives early, ahead of the others.

"Hey Kyle. What's up with tonight? Another stripper?"

"Maybe. You see I busted my daughter and her boyfriend with pink pills. She talked that little wimp into being a girl for her! Anyways. I have the pills now and I have an awesome little game set up for us all."

"Whoa whoa whoa. Dude, one of us is taking a pink pill? That's so weird, why would we want to do that?"

"Trust me Mark, you'll be happy we did this. Now..."