Play it off

"I wasn't looking at your tits," you say defensively. "I was...uh...admiring your shirt. I think My Chemical Romance is a really awesome band." ...Though you couldn't name a My Chemical Romance song if somebody put a gun to your head. Man, you really should have done more research for this gig.

"Is that so?" she says. "Well, are you going to their show tonight? They're playing at The Aud with I Hate Kate."