Play a little hard to get

You check Jackie out.

She glows in the sun and, despite lapping you several times on the circuit, she's not even breathing hard.

Unlike most sports bras you've seen, hers seems to shove her breasts up and out rather than squashing them in. And her ass is that perfect round shape that the Kardashians brought to peaks of popularity.

"I need to take a rain-check," you say. "Got a lot to get done today. Another time, maybe."

"Yeah, sure. Maybe." She gives you a wave and heads out.

Apparently your 'hard to get' was completely effective. As in, it didn't lead to you getting got at all. You're going to have to work on your technique.

Oh, well. On with the rest of the day.