Play Pranks on Some Assholes

I decide that Andrew will do fine on his own and proceed to play pranks on some of those other sleepers. First I want to do a little test before I start anything. I'm sure that when I write my name down on objects people will avoid erasing it, but I want to know that if I write my name on a person and they take a shower how easily it will come off.

I head to a bathroom on the second floor that I found when I was looking for Slut. I knock on the door and when I hear nothing I step in and turn on the sink. I see a random face towel lying on the sink, so i pick it up, wet it, and ring it out. "Well here goes nothing," I say to myself as I scribble my name on my arm. I didn't feel any different which makes since, but I kind of was still expecting something.

I take the damp towel and try to scrub off the sharpie and I start to see my name fade from my arm, but barley. I go on to scrub harder, but my name still stays put for the most part. I look around the bathroom and try to think of something that might help with removing the ink from my arm and then the obvious hits me. I see a bottle of hand soup sitting on the sink, squirt some on the damp towel and run some more water so bubble start to form. I now start to scrub my arm again and with very little effort my name comes right off and I can't even tell it was on my arm to begin with. Now with this new bit of information I can go around pranking.

I walk downstairs where I saw most of the sleeping people and headed for the kitchen. I walk towards the refrigerator and opened it searching for any hot dogs. There are no hot dogs, but even better there is a pack of thick red sausages that I grab before heading out the kitchen. I was just walking around and saw a girl passed out in the hallway. Of course I knew her, she was Amanda, a brunette with tan brown skin who seemed to not want to wear anything that would cover her inner thigh. Oh, also she was a bitch. Not as bitchy as Slut because she harassed me on a day to day basis, but they have very similar personalities so I have no problem playing this prank on her.

I take her arm and write my name onto her skin.

Ryan Ferro's Arm

Ryan Ferro's Buns

After I finished writing I shake her awake and hold her limp arm in front of her face so she can see what I wrote as soon as she woke up. Her eyes pop open red and tired, but she instantly jumps up full of energy.

"Shit my head!" She yells. putting her arm to her forehead. "What you want your buns or something bitch!" she spits at me with her voice slurred. I was a bit taken a back by how direct she was being. Mrs. O'Brien was very embarrassed to be using my ass for so long, but Amanda doesn't seem very concerned.

"You've been using my ass all this time and you don't even feel bad?" I say questioning her?

"I don't care I needed to use it and I didn't know it was yours so whatever." She says puffing out her chest as if she were challenging me. I guess I shouldn't expect everybody to act the same when I use this pen.

"Well you are right," I start to say with a smug smile on my face, "there is nothing you can do about the past, but don't go around using my buns without my permission again, now take off your pants I want to see it."

"Whatever dick. You're a weirdo pulling out your ass in the middle of a party to do who know what. Everybody's going to see you and think you're a creep." Maybe she's not better than Slut.

I don't think that if Amanda really knew what I was doing she would be going on about me. She has that innocent invincibility around her that Mrs. O'Brien and Slut had because they didn't know what I was really doing to them. She should have been trying her best to be nice to me because it might have worked, but the way she is acting now is making me want to go in on her with no mercy. I open the pack of red sausages and take out the bottle of lube I had earlier. I smear the lube all over the asshole and watch it pucker after feeling the cool gel. Her asshole was not as attractive as Mrs. O'Brien's. Hers was bright pink, but Amanda's was a shade of brown and even had a few hairs around it as well, I don't really mind though. Her whole body actually wasn't all that impressive even though she was a pretty girl. She was mostly just kind of thin, except for her ass. It was a little big for her body which was good for my plan.

"Amanda?" I say getting her attention as she snaps giving me a bitchy 'what' in response. "Take my arm and shove as many of these sausages up my asshole." I say smiling.

"You sound like an idiot," she says as she mindlessly takes a sausage and stretches her virgin ass around it, "I can hear the laugh in your voice. I can't- eh- believe you'd- gruh -shove sausages in your ass out in the-grrr -open." I start to actually laugh when she says that. I got a good view her asshole that is right here in my face as she struggles to shove a sausage inside of it. Her voice was full of groans as she was trying to talk shit to me which kept me from taking her seriously.

"Well I prefer to think of it was putting sausages in a bun, and there's nothing wrong with that right?" I ask her eager for an amusing response.

"You are demented-uhh- if you think this is the same thing dumb ass, ahhhh." She says as the sausages fully disappears inside her asshole and her anus finally gets a chance test rest. It winks at me which gives me a rush of adrenaline. I look around and nobody is looking at us in the hallway oddly enough. Everybody is still bobbing their heads in the living room.

"Next sausage in the ass please." I say rushing her. She grabs another sausage out of the bag and lets out a sigh as brings it towards her asshole.

"I don't see why you want to see this. GRRR." She says in utter discomfort. "This doesn't even feel good are you crazy? It fucking st-mmmmmm- stings and you like it. What are you a masochist? I'm going to tell everyone you're a masochist. Aw shit!" Her asshole was really struggling to get this sausage in. Her ass wasn't stretching anymore than it was before, so I guess it just wan't deep enough to fit two red sausages inside. I imagine just how deep the first sausage must be inside her and get happy. I do notice that she isn't really able to fit the second sausage that deep inside her buns though.

I take a finger and press against the second sausage that is now only one-third of the way inside of her ass. She goes crazy and starts to cuss and spit, but I don't stop pushing until I know I've reached a limit. The second sausage is nearly almost all the way inside of Amanda's ass only the tip of the sausage is sticking out. I can't imagine how deep that first sausage must be inside her now.

"Amanda, place your hand on the tip of the first sausage. I want to see how deep it is in my ass." She lets out a loud huff of air and point to the area just below her rib cage. I'm not sure if it is actually that deep or if it just feels that deep, but the look of discomfort on her face gives me a thrill.

"This really hurts," she says with her voice weak I guess from the pain. "It's hard to keep these things in. Gruh- this is making my stomach hurt, I think they're going to fallout." This makes me perk up.

"Wo, wo, wo. I want those sausages in there until maybe 9 a.m. tomorrow. They better not come out before then." I inform her. "And we're not done yet either." I say as I take one last sausage out of the bag. I squeeze this last sausage right between her buns and get on my knees to admire the view. Anybody can clearly see the second red sausage sticking its head out of her twitching little brown asshole and the big red sausage sticking in between her cheeks. The size of her ass checks really is perfect for holding in that last sausage.

"Now we're done." I say getting off the floor and meeting her face once more which was completely grossed out.

"You are sick, dude. You know I'm happy you did this at a party so everybody here can see how you really are. I'm going to walk out there and show everyone what you did to your ass."

"I prefer buns in this situation and fine, just don't cover it up. Oh, and when you go out there make sure to bend over and show everybody exactly what's in there. Don't let that sausage fall from in between the buns and I want to hold my hand when you do it." I am not sure how everything will go. I don't know if she will continue with my last wishes after I rub my name off of her arm and keep the sausages in until tomorrow, but it's worth a shot. Still she is going to embarrass herself when she sees it's not my buns anymore.

"Whatever," she says extending my arm to me. I grab the still very wet soapy towel and grab her arm as she storms out into the middle of the party. I see everybody looking at Slut topless with her face stained with my cum. Very few people are paying attention to Amanda. She climbs on top of a coffee table not letting any sausages fall out of her ass. I begin to rub my name off of her arm until it is completely gone.

"Hey everybody!" Amanda yells with her voice still shaky. "Look what Ryan did to his buns!" She says turning around showing everybody the big red sausage sticking out of her ass and the one still between her cheeks. 'Oh and let's not forget to mention, there are actually two sausages he shoved in his ass! Not one guys two!" The room instantly begins to erupt in laughter and I can't blame them. I start to laugh too, but I'm sure the laughter is directed at me even though I got my name completely off of her arm. Maybe everybody thinks its mine somehow, just because she said so? I don't know.

People continue to look at her with her ass out and laugh at me. She finally straightens back up and tries to show everybody the spot on her arm that had my name on it, but it wasn't there. The room instantly shifts from laughing at me to laughing at her. Amanda's face changes from a tan color to a deep red one that matches the sausages as she gets off the table still holding the sausages in her ass and the one between her buns. She instantly becomes angry and stomps her foot throwing a huge fit. Most people take pictures of the sausages indiscreetly sticking out of her, some call her petty nick names, and some people even try to touch her ass, but she wont let them get near any of the sausages. Eventually she runs out of the party with no pants on still holding the sausages in her buns.

Well that was fun.