Plans for

Faces bright red, we exited the canteen.

“Damn,” I said. “They spiked our coffees while we were distracted by their stupid smoke ball trick.”

“I’m going to die of embarrassment,” said Alice. “We just had very loud, very public orgasms, in front of God and the world. We’re going to end up on YouTube. We’re going to have to transfer to another school.”

I was just as mortified as Alice, but I was furious as well, and I wasn’t letting that redheaded bitch get away with it.

“C’mon,” I said. “I have a plan, but we have to move fast.”