Pizza deliveryman

Caitlin throws open the door. At the door stands a thin middle-aged black man in an unflattering red and blue uniform holding a couple of pizza boxes. You had totally forgotten that you'd ordered pizza!

He's taken aback when he sees the wide look in Caitlin's eyes.

"Please, sir," she whispers breathlessly. "I want..."

"Is this a robbery?" he asks, looking past her at us. I smile while the rest of the group looks on in shock.

Caitlin moans and bites her lip. "Please, can I suck it?" Caitlin begs as she grabs for the man's belt.

"Whoa, is this some kind of fucking joke?" the guy demands to know as Caitlin desperately tugs on his belt.