Pizza Delivery

Even as I turned the water on, the door bell rang. “Typical!” I muttered as I briefly considered sending one of the wives to see who it was “ a thought I instantly abandoned as I recalled their state of undress. Grabbing my robe, I crossed the apartment then opened the door a crack”

The young girl outside with the blonde hair tied in a simply ponytail was wearing glasses and holding a large, flat box in her hand. Her white blouse had red piping on it and, over her right breast was embroidered “We Come to You” while her left carried her name, “Janet”. “Pizza-to-Come, Sir,” she said with a practiced smile. “Your order””

This being in the early days of my Evil Overlordship, I was slightly taken aback “ foolishly I muttered, “Sorry, I didn’t order anything.”

“Mr Sullivan? Apartment 176?” she asked with a puzzled frown.

“No,” I replied. “This is 167 “ you want to be down the hall then take a right.”

“Bugger!” she swore. “Sorry ... I’m always doing that ...”

Suddenly it dawned on me … what was I thinking of? Even an Evil Genius had to eat and, as usual, there was nothing worth consuming in my kitchen. Reaching behind my ear, I flicked the switch then said, “Janet?” The woman turned to face me then fell into a trace. “Give me the pizza.” Wordlessly she offered me the box. “Come in.” Without a sound, she entered my room and I kicked the door shut with my foot. I placed the container on the coffee table and helped myself to a slice of the seafood pizza inside. “Lift up your skirt,” I told the newcomer then smiled as she obeyed instantly, revealing a small pink thong decorated with the image of the face of a black cat. Appropriate, I thought. “I’m sorry, my dear,” I smirked, “but I’ve just filled the position of wives with this two … but like any well heeled family, I’m going to need servants. I’m sure that you want to be my maid … you do, don’t you? Just say “Yes, Master”.”

“Yes, Master,” she replied obediently.

“Good. Now get undressed while I fire up my PC and do a little search … we’ll have to find something appropriate for you to wear. Do you have your credit cards with you?””