Pick one of the unmarked ones, largest.

Note: [Shortstack path]

All kinds of alarm bells are going off about the sign and the patch of "carrots" that don't look anything like carrots. Going to the umarked patch I grab one of the bigger green leaves poking out of the ground and give it a tug and nearly fall backwards as the "carrot" pops out nearly instantly.

I'm not sure if it is a carrot, while it certainly is as orange as one with remarkably little dirt it looks exactly like a ribbed anal beads right down to two growths close to . Prodding the tip I'm not sure what I was expecting, but even that feels like a dildo.

Once the intrusive thought to take a bite passes through my mind I find myself bringing it to my face until I shake the thought away.

After trying and failing to shove the carrot into my pocket or even belt I make my way back through the garden without encountering any rabbit men. The hairs on my neck remain raised all while I slip into the double glass doors.

"Mom...I uh found the carrot." I call out, glancing at the definitely not anal beads.

My ears prick up as I swear I heard something, a moan or maybe the sound of covered feet. Either way I should have been prepared for the half-rabbit woman that is mom barreling towards me and pouncing upon me.

Both of us crash to the floor, my ears ringing to her screams of "Breed" that don't seem to stop even as she wraps her digitigrade rabbit legs around me. The "carrot" falls to the floor in a rubbery like thump as I raise my arms to keep her from either kissing me or biting me with her rabbit like muzzle, though she still spatters my face with drool.

"MOM!" I call out as she lets go of me long enough to start to work my pants free giving me one chance to brake free.