Pheromone

Welcome, Pheromone, to your life of crime! I'm sure you want to get ravaging, robbing, destroying, or whatever it is you do as soon as possible. First, we would like to thank you for joining the noble establishment of Villains and prepare your personalized lair.

Oh, before we start to serve you as henchmen- one last technical detail:

This is where we, the writers, wish to make this story as personally pleasing to you as possible. Everybody has a viewpoint preference... what's yours?

First Person (I), Second Person (You), Third Person (He)