Percy Fowler, a New Resident of Krakoa and Daytime Cocktail Bartender of the Green Lagoon

Moving to Krakoa was a weird choice for Percy. If he was being honest, Percy was living the good life back in California. He had a pretty liberal family and accepting friends and a mutation that just wasn't noticeable to anyone he didn't want to know. Given how few superheroes and supervillains lived in SoCal, his mutation didn't come up until he lost his v-card, back in freshman year of college. His first girlfriend was the first person he told and that was only given the circumstances. Despite using his powers decently often he never really felt like he needed to identify as a mutant publicly. He was privileged and he liked it. Besides, he could get away with his powers a lot more if no one knew.

So if Percy never felt like joining the mutant cause, why did he move hemispheres and say goodbye to everything he knew and loved just to live on the island-sized red target that was the mutant nation of Krakoa? Three words. Scantily. Clad. Sluts. Many people moved to Krakoa for the weather. SoCal was warmer. Others moved for the easy access to any nightlife they wanted. Percy was an indoors person. Others still just wanted the free rent. Percy's powers got him a scholarship that covered his dorm. No, Percy wasn't going to sugarcoat it. The double-edged sword of having no superheroes where he lived was that he had no superhero babes and when he found out all the hottest ones were staying on a sex-cult tropical island and he had a lifetime pass, he had to look into it.

One devious tryout for bartender later with the reformed supervillain Blob later (Percy did not appreciate that the first fellow Krakoan he had to use his gift on was a fat middle-aged man with a porn star mustache), and Percy was soaking up rays under the island sun as the hotties came to him for refreshments. It was the perfect gig. It was a low profile, minimal responsibility, and he had the perfect excuse to get any chick he wanted a super cold drink with a suspiciously cloudy ice cube. Now he just had to wait for one to strike his fancy.