Penny.

After contacting her via email and learning that she lives literally the next town over, you meet up with her and her partner/director/manager/stunt cock Chad, at a cafe to discuss your proposal. Her green hair is immediately noticeable and when they arrive, you greet them respectfully and thank them for taking the time to speak with you. It's a bit of a shock for you to register that she's actually standing in front of you, wearing clothes, as your mind immediately deletes them. You find yourself looking for the star tattoo by her navel, the angel wings on her shoulder blades or the glint off her nipple piercings, but you **** yourself to remain in reality and that you are here to negotiate a business deal.

"No prob! It's always fun meeting fans!" She beams, shaking the hand that you offer her. You offer the same hand to Chad, who grips it with a bit too much strength as he scowls at you. You don't react, but instead invite them to sit and call over the waiter to take their order. You spend a couple of minutes idly chit-chatting, and discussing your favorite videos of hers.

"Alright, let's cut the crap," Chad blurs out, after the waiter sets down your order. Leaning forwards, Chad looks at you sternly. "Look mate, let's get something straight. You're definitely one of the better fans we've met, but the rates on the website is for appearances, photo shoots and filming. The internet being what it is, it got blown out of proportion and now, every Tom, Dick and Harry, thinks that if they throw enough money at us, she'll open her legs for them." He sighed greatly and shook his head. "I know this isn't what you wanted out of this meeting, but the fact is this. Penny is an Adult Media Entertainer. Not a prostitute."

It's your turn to sigh and drop your shoulders. That's what you get for believing things on the internet. Completely dejected, you nod and tell them that you understand and that it was still a pleasure to meet them. "Actually, I've been thinking about something along those lines." Penny pipes in. Your ears perk up, as a fresh breeze starts blowing on the ember of hope. "Will you excuse us a minute? Chad, follow me real quick." Telling them you don't mind, Chad follows her outside, where she starts talking to him at length. You can't hear them, but from his expression, you can tell that Chad isn't a fan of whatever it is she's proposing.

Eventually, you see him groan and slouch forwards before nodding in defeat. Clapping happily, Penny kisses his cheek and they both return to the table. "We have a counter-offer."