Penny

"Hey, John! It's been forever, I thought you'd never come home from school!" Penny's smile is enough to brighten even the darkest nights. Her body, which used to be awkward, is now firm and athletic. In your e-mail correspondence with her over the past few years, you've learned that she's a starting midfielder on the women's soccer team at the local college. Her straight brown hair is tied back in a pony tail. She's wearing a sleeveless T-shirt and a very tight pair of jean shorts.

As you're getting out of the car, she hops off the porch and hurries up to you, arms open wide, still flashing that amazing smile. You turn towards her and prepare to receive the hug...