Penalty 3

Holly explains "So next issue. Paul, Gemma worries that football is closer to your heart than she is, so bearing that in mind here are your next three options. Option 1: You get a tattoo right here and now of your football team crest right over your heart so you carry it around forever. Option 2: You get a large love heart with the name Gemma tattooed right over your heart, or Option 3: Gemma has a tattoo of your football crest over her heart, which means the tattooist will be placing it in on her left breast.”

Both Gemma & Paul looked shocked, this was far beyond what either had expected. Paul places the ball on the spot runs up and taps the ball so that it barely moves. He then blows Gemma a kiss.

“What on earth was that?” exclaimed Holly, “You do realise that means your wife decides what happens next don’t you?”

“Of course”, replied Paul, “I don’t want either Tattoo but I’d much rather take both than **** Gemma to have that tattoo. Whatever she chooses is fine by me”

“Ok, so someone decided to be too soft for this game, Gemma it’s now upto you, which tattoo option do you want?”

“After making me strip to my underwear I was going to make him have my name tattooed, perfect ****, but now I’m not sure. I figure he’ll get a lot off stick for having the football crest tattooed so I’m picking option 1.”

Holly leads Paul over a to a tattooists bench and introduces him to the tattooist. “This is Marco he’s our resident Ink & Needle expert, I’ll leave you in his capable hands whilst he gets to work.” Holly turns towards the audience, “this will take some time so whilst Paul undergoes excruciating agony due to his love….we’re going to go to commercial, don’t worry Paul we’ll be back later to see the result.