Paul

"It has Paul." Demi says.

"What the hell is Paul?" You ask.

"Its their Siri." She says. "Look." She then presses a button on the phone ans says to it. "Paul who is hotter Taylor Swift or Demi Lovato?" It makes a bing noise and then says.

"I'm not sure let John answer that one."

"What the fuck." You say.

"Well you heard him. What's your answer?" Demi asks.

The pair stand there and you look them up and down. "How am I supposed to decide?" You ask.

Demi presses a button on her phone and asks it. "Paul; how is John supposed to decide who is hotter?" Then a beep like before.

"Well John should take you both to a room and you should show him who is hotter." Paul says.

"What the fuck." You say again. No one answers all that happens is that you get dragged away by Demi and Taylor.

You all get in the lift and they are standing either side of you as the lift begins to go up to the top floor. "You know John I'm not wearing any underwear." Demi says.

"Neither am I." Taylor says in protest and you look at her and remember the Limo ride.

"Well I give a great blowjob." Demi says.

"John has already received a blowjob from me." Taylor says.

"Wait thats not fair, If he has to compare us we should start on a level playing field." Demi says.

"Oh I totally agree." Taylor says.

"Okay great." Demi says and drops to her knees in front of you.

"Hang on we're in a lift." You say. Demi gets to her feet.