Patronising Superiority

Reporter: Welcome back to the Golden Globe Awards. I'm Janine Richardson, here with, Meredith Eaton.

Meredith: Hello.

Janine: My, you are just adorable.

Janine bends down to hoist Meredith up, by hooking her hands under the short actresses arms. Meredith protested while the reporter's vise-like arm held the squirming woman in place, sitting atop her hip.

Janine: There we go. Comfy, baby? Now, how's your night at the Golden Globe Awards?

Meredith: Please put me down. I'm not.. (yawn) l'm not a baby!

Janine: You just yawned. Is that because it's past your bedtime?

Just then, another woman walks into view.

Cindy: Is anything wrong with your feet Merry? Hi, I am Cindy Parks. I'm Merry's live-in housemate.

Cindy was just as stunning as Janine. The only difference is her straight, shoulder length, blonde hair contrasting against her bronze tan.

Janine: Hello, Cindy. No, I just wanted Merry to get comfy.

Meredith: She's patronizing me and calling me a baby, Cindy!

Cindy: Well, isn't that sweet. You know, I have a few stories to share about taking care of her.

Meredith: Don't you dare!

Meredith tried to reach out to Cindy, but Janine pushed the actress against her chest, and began to stroke her back.