Paparazzi

You work for Sleezy Magazine. It the sleeziest Gossip Paper around. You get paid the most cause you’re the best Photographer around. Your also the most hated by Celebes. Fuck those bitches you say

Your now on a tree Branch over a mansion watching some bitch sunbathed in the privacy of her home. She may even have some friend over

“Surprise whore” You laugh “This going to get me a brand new car”

You snap the photo’s getting close up. That is when the tree Branch breaks and you end up falling. You nearly bust your head. The actress turns to your and knocks you out with a punch.