Pants Are Optional to Him

Splash! The step back Francis took had bumped him against the low wall of the Original Ink vat.

"Serves him right!" Sam glared.

"Don't worry, Alex!" Clover said, taking out one of her gelatin globes with the ink eradicating Dip inside. "This will free you- EWW!!" Her thought was interrupted by what came out of the vat! It was human sized only it wasn't human! It was -

"A yellow rectangle," Sam analyzed.

"With squarepants?" Alex the pink bunny said. She never had watched many toons.

But Clover had, "He's become that sponge! He doesn't need the water tank, now!" (He had lost his backpack tank in the vat that now had much less white ink in it.) She tossed her globe at him!

The globe hit his soft, ink-sopped body and didn't break. In fact, it got stuck in one of the holes penetrating all of his transformed body. In a daze, Francis pulled it out, looked at it, looked at holes that reminded him of pussies, realized he what had become of him, and SCREAMED!

And instantly changed.

Sam dropped her globe in shock, and Alex hopped onto Clover's shoulders and tried to hide behind her head and hair. Spooked, she had temporarily lost her heroininity, what with being changed into toon girl then a toon bunny and this guy being changing into a toon sponge and now into a toon...

"You know, he doesn't look bad for a human-shaped gelatin filled with white fluid," Clover said. The dumpy, blah-looking guy now had a narrow waist, six-pack abs, massive pecs, broad shoulders and arm muscles to die in! And that face! It was so handsome! Where had she seen it before? Yeah: On celebrity news sites and tabloids about the Rich and Famous. What was his name...that's it: Señor Senior, Junior!

"Clover!! Alex!! Move! He's about to shoot us!!" Sam warned, slamming into her friends to get them away from the vat.

"What a weapon!" Clover didn't know whether to be afraid or impressed.

"I don't want to be bukkake'd!" Alex cried.