Panic

"No, Casida," you say loudly, addressing the whole class. "I will not let you suck my penis!"

Silence.

"...I'm not a common gigolo."

Now gasped silence.

Now Casida looks at everybody in the class, and runs off crying.

And people are still shocked at your outburst. Maybe they didn't even realize what was going on over there? Maybe she did just drop her pencil.

Needless to say, Miss Johnson sends you to the principal's office. And you are smart enough to know that your words have just become the things of urban legend at Hillsdale High.