PTA President

The name on the call was Tricia PTA. You let it go to voicemail. You listen to the voicemail: "Hey, it's Tricia. We are collecting things for the silent auction. If you know of something, call or text or post it to the GroupMe chat. You can see the other items there."

You check the GroupMe chat and see the posts of other people: gift baskets, restaurant gift cards, spa days, and stuff. You get an idea. You go to the master bedroom, and strip naked above the waist. You take a selfie with ducklips, making sure the huge bare tits are in the photo. You then post the selfie on the GroupMe with the caption I'll auction off a free titty fuck!!!!

"Wonder how long it'll take this to get around school and back to Roy?" you think.