Owner's manual

"Let's see what the previous owner was working on" Naruto said to himself. Before he opened the cabinet, he decided to create a clone to take his place in his apartment.

"Now, what do we have here?" Naruto asked pulling out a file labeled start.

Dear reader, if you are reading this, that makes you the reader, and owner of the lab. Congratualtions, you've been promoted. Anywho, I created this lab in order to basically learn the very essence of the universe, and get laid, repeatedly. In this filing cabinet, you will find many experiments i worked on. Many of which are incomplete, so you have something to test your mind strength on. In the chest in the corner are some of my inventions that will aide you. Good luck!

"I think the original owner may have gone senile at one point." Naruto said to himself. He went over to the chest and opened it up.