Order now: delivery that recreates her origin

“Thank you for your order,” says the automated voice. “Please proceed to this location...”

An hour later, you stop your car at the edge of an empty field. You double check your map to make sure you're at the right place, but there's really no need. This spot is so perfect, it has to be the place.

After another fifteen minutes, a high pitched whine pierces the sky. You hide behind your car as the noise gets louder. A bright object appears in the sky, quickly getting bigger. You duck down as it hits the ground, shielding your head from the dirt flying everywhere.

When all the noise has stopped, you get up and walk around the car. The rocket is sitting in the middle of the field, half buried in the ground. You approach it slowly. As you reach it, a hatch opens.

Supergirl pops out, all smiles and radiant youth in her skimpy red, yellow, and blue outfit. Her pleated skirt barely covers her ass and her tight top shows off a taunt belly while clinging to her pert breasts.

“Hi, Superman!” she yells enthusiastically. “I'm your cousin! And I...”

A look of utter confusion covers her face as she looks at you. She brushes her long, blonde hair behind her shoulder, then tilts her head to the side like a befuddled puppy as she examines you.

“Wait,” she says slowly. “Ummmm. You don't look like my cousin.”