Orange slice.

The wheel almost makes it to the silver prize... but stops short, landing instead on an orange slice labelled, "Blue Balled". You don't know what that means but you already hate it.

"Ha-ha! Here we have a man who's going to get an unfair advantage in staying power, watch out ladies!" His words make you hopeful as he beckons forth a servant and hands them something. The servant steps forward and you get your first good look at what it is: a hard rubber ring, some 2 inches in diameter.

"Oh no."

"Oh yes!" The servant tries to hide her smile at the excitement of the attendant, casting her eyes down apologetically as she unbuckles and reaches into your pants.