Opposite Day

"Believe me when I tell you we know all about her," said Michael.

Apparently the blonde, whose name was Ashleigh, liked hanging out with her friends Pamela, the one in the glasses, and Meredith, the other because she thought she was hotter than they were and hanging out with the pretty but nerdyish Pamela and the less attractive Meredith made her look hotter. She encouraged Pamela to wear glasses and Meredith not to do much to fix herself up more, lying to them they looked fine as they were. All three were single."

"Believe me when I tell you that staring now, when these three go out, attractive men will find Meredith and Pamela very hot, and the more attractive Ashleigh finds a man, the less attractive he will find her."

"So men will fawn all over Meredith and Pamela, while ignoring Ashleigh. That would be so funny!"

"Yes, and when Ashleigh goes out, she gets very horny. She always carries condoms with her as she just expects she'll have her pick of hot guys. That's about to change."

The three women entered the bar that had a decent crowd of twenty somethings.