Only good things.

You felt very strange like your entire body was filled with a powerful river flowing through you from a strange far far-off place and outward into your bastard roommate.

Speaking of, he began to violently shake and writhe as his body was being primed for transformation.

The room dimmed as you invoked the darkest of magic. You could hear the whispering of entities that existed just beyond your ability to comprehend, but you felt them... kowtowing to you, almost begging.

A feeling of power and control the likes of which you have never known filled your mind body and soul.

And as suddenly as it started... it stopped. you opened your eyes you didn't notice where closed and saw... perfection.

“What... What did you do to me!”

You walked up and slowly caressed your new chair. There were a few curses that caught your eye, like one that would turn him into a living condom. But you decided if he was going to destroy your favorite chair he was going to replace it.

he looked in design to a very fleshy lazy boy. Strangely enough, his face wasn't on the back of the chair as you expected but on the seat cushion, so you had to sit on it which you found very funny.

“I gave you an upgrade. I mean you were a terrible obnoxious odious human but I have high hopes you will make a more than adequate chair.”

He began to sob as the realization of his new reality sunk in. “Vik, I'm sorry... I'm so sorry! Please just turn me back. I'll do anything you want, just, please!” He pleaded in the most piteous voice I've ever heard him use.

“Even if I could (I can't) but even if I could I wouldn't.” You said in a viperish voice.

“Why?” He said pathetically.

“Because I hate you. I hate you more than I've hated anyone by a large margin. If you suffer more than anyone has ever suffered for all eternity I would still feel it's not nearly enough.”

“What have I ever done to you?”

That... was a good point actually, you really couldn't remember why you hated him so much.

“I... Well... It doesn't matter! I'm allowed to hate whoever the fuck I want!” You shouted as you kicked his fleshy cushion.

He whimpered in pain but before he could respond you sat done on his face and opened your new favorite book.

As you sank into his fleshy folds you were taken aback. This... This was the best chair you've ever sat on. Its soft worm flesh cushions felt like heaven and at the ends of the armrests were two large breasts that you had a great time playing with; As you did you felt your new chair moan under you.

you were shocked... It was better than your old chair by a landslide. “Alright... I forgive you.”

With your new chair secured you began to study your new favorite book in full.

you decided to start with the start as was right. Welcome wizards warlocks and witchs. This is the Summa Crudelitatis the all-encompassing compendium of shadow magic. To all perspective dark wizards, it is asked that after you learn from this tome, you experiment on your teachings and add to the compendium for all future wizards to be graced with these hallowed pages. for the heart of magic is invasion!

You read page after page of cosmic secrets. You learned that the voices you heard were demons, From what you could gather shadow magic was the art of bullying devils of specific domains to lend you a fraction of their power to break down and rebuild the laws of your reality.

You were fortunate you chose a relatively weak curse because from the looks of it, you have to slowly acclimate to the fiendish power or you could suffer grave consequences.

You also read that devils were dark reflections of the gods (So you guess you can't be an atheist anymore) and inherit the inversion of their domain, but the Gods and Devils both independently encompass all domains; For instance, the god of chastity's devil counterpart's domain is lust, but theirs also a god of lust and devil of chastity.

The book briefly touches on light magic but doesn't go into too much detail, It said light magic users have to beg and plead for their god to grant them an infinitesimal piece of their power on a very strict basis.

It made a funny point that on paper light magic is infinitely more powerful than dark magic because they simply ask their god in plain English what they want to happen and through them, their god could very likely do it.

But in practice because Gods are so insanely stingy with their power that dark magic (A form of power derived from an objectively weaker class of entity) is by far more powerful.

You spent a good two hours just reading the basic principles of magic when you suddenly felt your chair start to lick your ass.

You shot up and turned around to look your naughty chair in the eyes.

“The fuck are you doing?” You ask incredulously.

“Want... Want taste you... taste you dick!”

You stared at it for a while before you thought to check the curse you cast on it again.

_The thefts _penance

_This curse is best used with a sentinel fetish as it can bypass the need for your target to consent to the curse although your target doesn't need to knowingly consent;_But for those who do not have access to a sentinel fetish, you will need a urinary conduit found at the bottom of the page.

_Chant the following *H̷̜̓ẽ̶ͅa̵̝̎r̵̺͂ ̸̲̍m̴̳̉ẽ̵̳ ̶̺̓w̴̙͝ṟ̴͋a̵̢͌t̴̟͑h̵͒͜!̵̖̚ ̵̖̾H̷͍͗ẽ̶̼á̵̰ṛ̸̀ ̷͉́ṁ̸̙ḛ̸͂ ̷̰̏ľ̴̠u̸̞̓s̷̘͘t̸͕̏!̴̩̐ ̴̯̕H̸͉̓e̸̳̋ȃ̶͕r̶͕̐ ̷̰̈́m̵̨̛ę̵̐ ̵͙̿g̸̝̊r̸̝̈́é̵͉e̶̖̓d̸̝͊!̶̙̀ ̸̩̄Ḣ̸͕ẽ̶̻a̴̢̛ȓ̵͙ ̸̯̆m̷̞̓ḛ̵͝ ̴̤͑j̷̤̎ū̴̢s̵̊ͅť̸͍ḭ̸͌c̴̳͂è̶̳!̶̰͂ ̷̨̚I̷͚͗ ̵̩͐d̶̻͛e̸̟̕m̶̦͆a̵̗̓n̷̗̈d̷̢̆ ̸͔̈t̶͈̅h̶̨̛a̴͓͌t̵̫͐ ̷̌͜t̴͓̃h̴̦̋e̴̕͜y̶̺̑ ̴͖́w̴͍̄h̷̟͒o̷̤̚ ̴̙͘h̴̟̕a̵̧̾v̶̹̋è̵̺ ̷̯̏w̸̨̃ṟ̶̐o̸̘̚n̸̟̆ǧ̷͔e̴͔͂d̵͚̽ ̸͙̏ḿ̴̟e̷͚͊ ̵̺͆t̴̙͒ó̷̢ ̵̗̀w̷̯͠r̸̤̔o̵͑͜ǹ̴̪g̸̣͝ ̶͔̀m̶̩̂e̶̙͗ ̴̱́n̶͈͊ő̷̫ ̸̝̒m̷̺̾o̸͎͛r̶̗̍e̴̼͒!̵̪̈́ ̸̲̊Ǐ̴̯ ̴͙̉d̶̯̊ȇ̷̟m̶̩͊a̸̛̳ň̸͕d̴͈̽ ̸͉̆t̷̼̿h̵̼̾a̵̅ͅt̷̠̔ ̶̡̄t̶̗̎h̷̲̀e̴̜͑ỷ̴̜ ̷͇̆w̸̠̚h̷̆͜ó̶͇ ̶̺̆ẖ̵̃a̵͛ͅv̴̘͛e̶͓̽ ̷͕̌ţ̸̊r̶̯͋ọ̴́d̷̮͗d̸̝̆e̸̺̚ñ̶̟ ̷̗́ō̸̩n̶͖͂ ̸̤̈́m̵̞̊y̴͗͜ ̶͇͘d̸͓̈́o̵̜̔m̵̱̏a̵̺̍i̷̭̓n̵͖͝ ̷̞͝t̷̡͐r̷̮̕e̵̜̓a̶̡̾d̸̟̃ ̸̳̃n̴͜͝o̷̻͂ ̸̹̉l̷͔͐o̵̡̒ň̵̖g̸̪̾e̵̹̋r̴̛̲!̸̥͝ ̴̯̎I̵͉̿ ̷͍̈́d̵̨̏ḛ̷̃m̶̧̽à̴̙ń̵ͅd̴̤͛ ̶͉͋t̶̘͠ḧ̶͜ä̶̩́t̶̻̚ ̵̝̈́ţ̷̑h̶͓́e̷̯̍y̴̳̏ ̶̻͆w̸̜̒h̷͍̀o̴͓̚ ̶͔͐h̵̡̕a̷̦͘v̶̬̏ë̷̻ ̸̟̈i̶̼͌ń̷̙v̴͎̂o̴̭͌k̶̙̚è̵͎d̵͕͒ ̷̤͝m̸̼͛y̶̮̋ ̸̥̄w̶̬͗r̴̥̐ã̴͉t̴̜̔h̴̛͕ ̸̎͜t̶̞̿ō̵̡ ̷͈̈b̷͈͒ë̶̳́ ̷̦̈ù̵̱n̶̜̋m̷͔͝a̶̼͋ḍ̶͌e̴͉͝ ̶̘̏a̶̞̓n̶̮͂d̵̢̈́ ̷̹̾r̷͈͐e̷͎̅p̷̡̿ư̵̱r̷̝̅ṕ̷̼ȏ̷̢s̵̝̄e̷̟͂ḓ̴̃,̶̈́ͅ ̶̛̬t̵̩̎o̴͓̎ ̶̼̔ḁ̴̓d̸̛͉j̷̟̕ò̴̱u̶͙͋ŕ̵̼n̶̫̏ ̵͖̀m̸͇̾ỹ̵̨ ̴̰̒s̸̯̅á̸̙ć̴̣r̴̗̉e̴̛͔d̷̙̍ ̴͔͂h̸̡̓a̴̰͊ĺ̵̫l̵̟͑s̷̝͆!̴̮͐*_

They should then be reduced to a piece of furniture.

Warnings! Should you prepare this spell on a fetish remember to give those who you do not wish to be reduced to a table a necklace attuned to the fetish

This curse is irreversible! To avoid regretting casting it later make sure you do not cast it frivolously or without forethought.

subjects to the cures will slowly lose their ego, pride, and higher intellect until their soul rasin for being is bringing you comfort and pleasure.

Insert urinary conduit in the urethra

Well, that explains that. You looked at your chair for a moment. You noticed that its mouth was perfectly in line with your crotch.

...

...

Oh, fuck it. You took your pants off and sat down in your new chair much to its delight. You lined your cock with its mouth and slid it in as it eagerly began to suck and swirl its tongue around it like it was its last drop of water. You grasped its tits to brace yourself at its unexpected determination.

You racked your hips back and forth, reveling at how soft its mouth was. It moaned contentedly as it sucked happily on your cock, You have to say you're liking your roommate a hell of a lot better now.

After a while of genital face fucking you could feel yourself reaching your limit. You grabbed the front of the seat cushion and came down your chair's throat. It happily drank it down without a problem.

You sat with your dick stuffed down your chair throat as it kept your cock warm. You suddenly realized that you have to tell Gwen about this! She's all about the occult.

But then again, you could hold off from telling her and change her to your liking. But that might be a dick move, she is your best friend, and when she found that hundred-dollar bill that one time, she did split it with you. But then you thought about turning her into a dog girl helplessly in love with her master and your dick twitched uncertainly.

You got up much to your chair's dismay and pulled out your phone to decide what you wanted to do about your besty.