Once more down the rabbit hole

"Whoa! Yeah! Streaker!"

"Now that's some team spirit."

"Talk about a perfect body."

"Come on beautiful, lift those arms."

"Fuck my life!" Tree screamed as she streaked by the football team FOR THE FOURTH TIME.

"Streaker! Streaker! Streaker!" they chanted. Tree had heard their chant many times over the course of this eternally continuously repeating day. She wanted to say she had gotten used to it. That it bothered her at least a smidgeon less that all these people were seeing every inch of her feminine form the third or fourth time, but it didn't. Tree felt even more humiliated each time she had to streak. She finally made it to the Sorority house running past the dumbfounded Asian pledge, entered the house, ignoring Danielle and going upstairs to her room. She burst into her room and immediately collapsed onto her bed face down and ass out.

"You've had a busy day." Said Tree's roommate Lori Spengler. She was sitting at her desk with her laptop.

"Just tell me the view count Lori," Tree's voice mumbled through her pillow. "Just get it over with."

"Well," Lori said surprised by her roommate's straightforwardness, "You've gone viral with 5 million views and counting."

"5 million!" Tree shouted lifting her head from the pillow. The last few times it had only been 3 million. Had her streaking later in the day made the video more assessable? And who was posting these videos anyway? She had never noticed anyone following her on any of her runs to the sorority house. Now that she thought about it how had she ended up naked in the first place? Carter said he found her naked so where did her clothes go? Overwhelmed by all this Tree stuck her head back into the pillow and whimpered.