On the larger side...

"Omg, your balls are each bigger than your micropenis!" She pulls my cock down as far as she can; it doesn't stretch as low as my balls. "Your penis is so so tiny, I've gotta take a vid babe!" Before I think to stop her, she's taking a video of my tiny boyhood, and narrating. "Okay, so my best friend tried to feel me up, but when I took off his boxers, this was all he had!" She points her phone at my face, the flash blinds me. "What was your plan, Luke? Your micropenis is smaller than my pinky! Were you gonna try to fuck me? With that little shrimp?" She grabs one of my large, veiny masculine hands, and holds it next to my penis. "Your fist is too big to even fit around that clit, how do you even jerk off?"

I realize she seriously expects me to respond.