Officer Hunky Does

"I've got it ma'am!" he exclaimed, an overjoyed look on his face. He held it up and turned back to her.

Zeke looks up at the man, not sure exactly what to do. This situation was so odd, he didn't know if he should try to wrestle it away from the smitten security guard or not. If these people were just crazy, **** could only make the situation worse. But if it really WAS magic, could he risk NOT trying to get it?

Bunny bounced, quite literally, out of the dressing room, the tube top only managing to cover up half of her nipples. "Oooh! Great job Officer Hunky!" she exclaimed with glee.

"Alright guy, " Zeke said, standing up. "Can we talk about what's really going on here? This is getting ridiculous," Zeke said, trying to bargain with the man.

The security guard turned to Zeke and frowned. "This belongs to Bunny. So I'm going to give it back to her. There's nothing to talk about," he said and started toward the object of his affection.

"You guys aren't seriously trying to tell that that thing's magical, are you?" Zeke called after him, half trying to convince himself.

"No it really is!" Bunny told him, peeking out from behind Officer Hunky. "Tell him Hunky!"

The guard turned back and nodded. "Bunny gets whatever she wants and this makes it all easier for her."

Just then, a thought seemed to percolate through Bunny's empty head. "Ooh! Hunky baby! Can you do something for me?" she asked, casting a coy look at him.

The man's head whipped around and he nodded enthusiastically. "Absolutely!"

"I, like, tried to change some stuff about myself with the bone and it didn't work. Maybe you can do it for me!" she explained with surprising lucidity.

"Anything for you!" he cried in response.

"Make my hair a slutty platinum blonde," she told him. "I've been totally thinking about it and this brown color's like soooo boring!"

The officer closed his eyes for a moment in concentration, and when he opened them again, her hair was a ridiculous bright shade of blonde. She squealed with joy. "It's like, soooo awesome!"

Zeke's eyes widened. If he hadn't been a believer before, he was now.

"Okay, that's good for now, "she said, holding out her hand. "You can always do, like more later, if I want." She giggled vapidly.

Officer Hunky started to give her the bone, when he looked to his left and saw Zeke trying to sneak up on him. Zeke's eyes widened in the panic of knowing that he'd been caught. His eyes shifted from the officer to Bunny, then back, however by this time it was too late. The security guard had shoved him away. He would have been able to recover from the push, but for a pile of clothes behind him, which he tripped over backwards and fell to the ground.

Smirking down at Zeke, Officer Hunky turned back to Bunny and gave her the bone. She grinned as she felt it in her hand again.

Zeke knew the jig was up. The best option now, seemed to be to run. He pushed himself off the ground and started sprinting toward the door.

"Hey! Like, come back here!" Bunny yelled after him.

Zeke's eyes widened as he stopped in his tracks. Against his will, his body began to walk back to the back of the store, where the magically powered bimbo and her entourage stood. Bunny clapped with delight.

"Alright! Time to fuck, big boy!" she said, bending forward slightly, trying to look sultry. The look came across as amusing on the bimbo's face.

Zeke didn't want this. He wanted to get out of here. He didn't want to end up as a happy **** like this poor security guard.

"How big's your cock?" Bunny asked, a mock-thoughtful look on her face.

Zeke didn't want to answer, but before he knew it, he blurted out, "About 7 inches, when I'm hard."

Bunny's lower lip pouted out a little bit. "That's not gonna do," she said, disappointed. Apparently after doing Officer Hunky, anything less seemed to fall rather short. Then she brightened, as she got an idea. The wishbone pulsated in her hand and Zeke got a funny look on his face. He looked down at his pants. He could feel his dick lengthening and hardening. It was going down the right leg of his pants and was trying to desperately get out. He didn't know what to do. He was frozen on the spot.

Bunny clapped again as she watched. "It's working! Oooo take off your pants! I wanna seeee!" she cried.

Before he could say anything to the contrary, Zeke was undoing his jeans, which he let fall to the floor, along with his boxers. And there, up bounced his penis, which must have been a foot an a half in length. It looked absolutely ridiculous.

"Oh god, what have you done to me?!" he yelled at her. Sure he'd thought that he could be a little bigger down there before, but this was taking it way WAY too far! How was he going to walk around with THAT in his pants?!

Bunny shook her finger at him. "Don't be like that! I think it looks sooo hot!" she exclaimed, looking at it lovingly. She looked to be thinking for a moment. I'm gonna call you Big Dick!" she told him. It seemed her imagination wasn't terribly creative. She giggled at her own cleverness.

"Dammit, my name's Zeke!" he shouted at her. He was freaking out and her mindless banter wasn't helping.

She stamped her foot and crossed her arms under her breasts, pushing them up and out. "No! You're name's Big Dick!" she told him enthusiastically.

And all of a sudden, he knew she was right. But it wasn't before! His name was...it was... The only name he could attach to himself was Big Dick. His mind was racing. "You can't do this! I look like a freak!" he shouted at her, getting increasingly ****.

"No you don't! You LOVE you huge cock!" she said, putting her fists on her hips, with an enthusiastic nod.

That too, was now true. Big Dick looked down at he junk and was mesmerized. It was so long, so...perfect. "Oh god..." he mumbled, as he stared. "I...I do..." He slowly reached down and touched it lightly. The feeling sent shivers up his spine. He let out a slight moan.

"Oooh that's hot..." Bunny purred. "Let's, like, get down to fucking!"