Offers to teach her what he did if she's good.

"I haven"t got a girlfriend at the moment…" admitted Gerald.

"Oh good!" said Li-Anne smiling.

"…but" continued Gerald "I'm going away to college soon."

"OH!" said Li-Anne looking horrified

"However," said Gerald "if you're a good girl I might be willing to show you have to give yourself the same pleasure I just gave you."

"Oh yes!" said Li-Anne "I'll be a good girl! Please! You have to show me! Please!"

"We'll see." Said Gerald "If you're good I'll teach you before I go away."

"O.k." said Li-Anne "Umm ... What do you think is 'good'? You know, so I can do it."

Gerald hadn't really thought that far, but he decided to make up some definitions and see how she went. He was planning on 'teaching' her anyway if he could, but he wanted to see if she could 'earn' it. He therefore had to think about some 'rules'.

"O.k." said Gerald "Well a good girl is always polite. No swearing or using course words, even in the heat of passion."

"You mean when we're ... having …?"

"Yes, when we are having sex or making love. Either is fine."

"Um ... O.k. But I might need help finding nice words for some things. Is that O.k?"

"Of course. A good girl should always be ready to improve herself. Um ... also a good girl must always be truthful. You must never lie to me, even if you think I'd want you to, because I never do."

"O.k." she said "No lying!"

"There might be others I think of but for now the last one is that a good girl is generous and doesn't mind sharing, so you have to be willing to allow me to see other girls"

"Well" said Li-Anne "I'd be a bit of a hypocrite if I didn't agree to that, having just said I hoped any girlfriend you had would be the same."

"Good" said Gerald. "Now let's get you home."

"Um ... my house is going to be empty for a few more hours ... if, you know, you wanted to stay."

"Perfect" said Gerald.