Off to the mall

Nick and I got in the car to go to the mall. He tried to step in feet first. "Not that way, sit in the seat first then swing your legs in. Make sure you remember to act like a woman all day!" He is so much trouble. But he will learn.

We arrived at the mall and walked in. There were boys hanging out all over the place. Nick sure got a lot of attention. It was great not to have all those leering eyes on me for once.

We headed to the salon to get his ears pierced. Dawn was there, "Hey Dawn, how soon can we get Nicky's ears pierced."

"It will be a few minutes hun, Just finishing with Tammy's hair." That meant we had about half an hour.

I told Nick to sit and read a magazine. When he picked up a fishing magazine I had to scold him, "Not that one, from now on you will only read women's magazines. And, when you sit remember to cross your legs like a lady." Men, if you don't keep an eye on them they will get into nothing but trouble.

I had forgotten how fast Nick could read. In the half hour we waited he read through three magazines.

Dawn, "Ok, Nicky your next. How many holes do you want?"

I told her, "Nicky wants three in each ear. And could you style her hair while you are at it. It's too boyish don't you think."

Dawn, "And it's too short too."

Looking around with only Dawn around I told Nick to make his hair waist length. It began to grow rapidly to Dawn's surprise.

Dawn, "What sort of magic is this?"

"O, I seem to have some sort of control over my husband now and I thought I would punish him for being so nasty to me."