Of course (You lie)

"Of course." You nod enthusiastically, stretching the truth ever so slightly, not wanting to disappoint Kala. It was true that you had tried your hand at surfing before, but that was amongst the five to ten foot swells back home, not the thirty plus footers they had here.

"Cool! I love taking new people out to surf. I keep a spare board in my jeep if you want to borrow it?" Kala unknowingly calls your bluff, clutching your hands tightly within her own.

"Yeah... That would be great!" You smile back, Kala fails to notice the strain in your voice and squeezes your hands once before running off.

"Awesome! I'll be back in a second!" She calls back over her shoulder, blonde hair bouncing up and down as she runs to get her spare board.

'What are you doing idiot? Are you trying to die? You can barely stand up on waves half that size!' A voice in your head barks at you.

'Hey, I might have a chance with a real life princess!' You internally counter back.

'A princess with a dick!' The voice continues.

'She has a pussy too?' You try to persuade yourself. 'Maybe, she's a bottom or whatever.' You're not sure what the right terminology is for the different futanari sexual orientations.

'Good luck with that dude.' Your imagination simulates the sound of a car door closing and driving off.