Of Course Not

Ready to be done with yet another onslaught of **** public nudity, Renee lifted the mat to retrieve the spare key to the house, only to have her heart fall into her bare belly. All that was there was the porch and a small indent where the key once laid.

As Renee's luck would have it, her brother Marcus had come home a little early, used the spare key to get in, pocketed the key, locked the door behind him, and was currently evading the cops in GTA with a set of wireless stereo headphones given to him by Renee for his birthday. So that she wouldn't have to him his loud gaming from her room so she could study better. They were working extremely well as Renee continued to pound on the door, screaming at the top of her lungs, hoping to be let in. So, the only response Renee received was the siren and quick flash of lights of the police car pulling over on the sidewalk next to the house. The officer was responding to two disgruntled women who had flagged them down. Renee heard the door slam, causing her to freeze up entirely. As the officer approached the steps of the porch, Renee clapped her hands to her crotch and made sure that her chest was somewhat hidden between her arms as she slowly turned around flashing a nervous smile at the female officer, resting her derriere against the door.

"Afternoon ma'am…"

"H..hi..."

"Can you tell me exactly what are you doing?"

"This is my h-house…I'm trying to get in, but my brother isn't answering...he took the key."

"Can you prove this is your house?"

"Well…" Renee looked down at her exposed body then back at the woman. "Does it look like I can?"

"And why are you currently in the buff?"

"I..my clothes...they just vanished…"

"Uh huh, just vanished...you look awfully like that **** Redhead…fit the description perfectly since your museum incident..."

"No! That wasn't my fault either! I just...Please just let me try calling the hou-"

"Now now, where's the nerve you had before? Streaking only fun till you get caught?"

"I wasn't streaking on purpose! You gotta believe me, I was at an assembly and then the rush of air ran over me-"

"That's called horniness…"

"No! I'm not turned on!" Renee began to blush even more at this comment as a shock ran through her lower nether regions buckling her knees causing her arms to reveal her chest more.

"Them nipples say otherwise…"

"Just listen to me, my uniform just poofed, you bitch!"

Immediately the officer lunged and clasped Renee's wrists bringing them behind her body and resting just above her round booty. This left all Renee unable to shield her milky white tits and fire crotch currently on showcase.

"Can it missy.You're coming with me, you're under arrest for indecent exposure, and several accounts of streaking over the past several months."

"Can't I at least cover myself?!"

"Sorry, but if you didn't want this, maybe don't run around flaunting yourself. You have the right to remain silent. I suggest you use this girlie."

The officer said as she swatted Renee's buttcheeks to signal her forward. It was then, Renee had noticed the large group of her neighbors had come to see what the commotion was. Several had their phones out to record the latest escapade. Renee could only feel shame and mortification at the growing number of people who saw her today including her entire school, several strangers, and now her next door neighbors. This year really was turning out to be the nightmare she always worried about.

Marcus turned off his console, and headed to the window after finally seeing a flash of blue and red lights illuminate in his room. After seeing the car drive off he sighed with relief before reaching in his pocket to get his lighter to fire up a joint again. "Oh shit, the key!" He exclaimed as Marcus removed the item from his pocket, went to the front door and placed it under the mat, as Renee headed to the local precinct.