Objection

“You are so not going first! I don’t want to shower after you cum all over it.” She exclaims.

“I wasn't going to jerk off in there! And I hate to break it to you but it wouldn’t be the first time.” You reply.

“Ew! I knew it was always sticky for a reason!” She jokingly rages.

“Oh please, I actually clean up. You’re the one that leaves spunk all over the house.” You throwback.

“Uh, dude... that’s mom,” she says somberly.

“EW!!” You both say in unison and begin laughing hysterically.