OPa GmbH.

Have you ever been dissatisfied with a partner? Do you ever fantasize about trysts with celebrities or acquaintances? What about the one that got away?

Here at OPa, we specialize in solving the unsolvable and turning fantasies into reality. That cute coworker you have a crush on, that ex-girlfriend you still miss, and that professor you always wanted to hate-fuck can all be yours. You can have them for minutes, hours, days, or even a lifetime.

We have perfected the art of desire incarnation. Our objets are blank slates for you to project your deepest fantasies onto. They have no past or future - they exist only to fulfill your needs. Just enter the room with one and they'll conform to whatever you have in mind - literally! They pick up on your mental images and desires and automatically transform to be your ideal partner. They can even change on the fly! Decided you'd rather fuck a cheerleader than a librarian? Just think it and it happens!

We follow strict procedures to ensure the safety of our clients. The objets are kept "collared", or restricted, while not in use. We trust them so much that they aren't just our product - they're our workforce! If you see someone in our offices wearing glasses and a collar, that means that they're a worker objet. Whether it's reception, payroll, medicine, or even custodial services, we fill all internal positions with objets. The only positions we still use people for are those that require them to leave the building.

Due to the nature of our business, we have no online presence and our facilities can be difficult to locate. The fact that you're reading this means that you're a member of a very select group. If you'd like to learn more about our services, speak to the person who gave you this card.

We hope to see you soon!