O.Z. One-Shots - Chill Hang Sesh

"You're full of shit, Dude. PUBG, like, invented the whole thing. None of that building bullshit--"

"I think Minecraft invented it."

"Yeah, I'm trying to play a shooter, not LEGO--"

"No, I mean Battle Royale. Pretty sure it was a Minecraft mod."

"What? That doesn't count. It's not--Lose the bra, Mom--It's not about who made the first prototype or whatever. It's about which one's the pure experience, y'know?"

"I mean, agree to disagree. Shit, your mom's got nice tits."

"Thanks. Pass the bong?"

"Sure."

"Hey, are you jacking off? Whatcha watching?"

"Just that Japanese press conference from last month, with Miss Tanaka. Makes me nut every time. Speaking of which..."

"Hey, not on the floor!"

"Right, right. Mom--Mom? Where the fuck did my cumdump go?"

"She's making us a snack, remember?"

"Shit--MOM! HURRY!"

"Here she comes... Not gonna make it, though."

"Took you long enough! Power-slide!"

"Oh snap, that MILF can move--Ah, fuck. Still messed up my floor, though."

"Clean that shit up, Slut."

"It's okay, I'll just get Dad to wash the floor later... Wait, where is Dad?"

"I think Nathan took him downstairs as soon as we started talking about Fortnite."

"Huh, 'kay. By the way, my dad actually uses 'it' pronouns now."

"Oh, sorry--Wait, what? 'It?' Seriously?"

"Yeah, like an object. He isn't really a person anymore, right?"

"That... Sorta makes sense, actually. Kinda hot, too... I wonder if Nathan's done with it?"

"Dunno. Go check."

"Hey Natey, we're done talking about videogames!"

"Ungh... Whatever. I'm busy."

"Too busy to share with your BFF?"

"...Fine, but only if you bring the bong down here... Mgh..."

"How many loads you dumped in that fake ass, man?"

"N-not enough... Fuuuck..."

"I gotta get me one of these."