Nudity

Elastigirl's face turned beet red. Her heart pounded and her breathing became slow and heavy. The nudity plan was easily the biggest gamble. As an experienced superhero and stealth expert, it made no sense to expose herself in such a **** way. The whole plan banks on the guard being either so bad at his job that he chooses not to report her presence on the island, or so disoriented that he forgets he could. And yet, it was just too tempting. She had to do it.

Elastigirl stripped naked, closed her eyes tightly, and stepped out into the open. She called to the guard, startling him so badly that he dropped his gun. He looked around wildly until his eyes finally locked on the shapely, seductive MILF posing naked in front of him. Elastigirl felt herself become wet as she opened her eyes to see the young man awkwardly shift his pants to attempt to hide his boner. He approached her and began shouting questions at her. His voice cracking every so often.

Elastigirl turn and ran, spurring the guard to give chase. As soon as she was out of his sight she hid herself in the nearby trees. She held in her laughter as the guard confusedly ran off on a wild goose chase.

She returned to the guard's post and looked around. She saw the gun he dropped and...his communicator! She pumped her fist in excitement. She couldn't believe her luck. Not only can the guard not report her now, but she now can eavesdrop on the island's communications.