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Ritsuka took a long, hard look at Gilgamesh's dick. It was...

Small.

And that was coming from Ritsuka of all people, the human with a limp dick that hadn't grown since he was a kid. Gilgamesh was pretty much in the same boat as him—probably worse since he was the King of fucking Heroes. With all the arrogance and words he threw around, one would expect a cock reflecting that attitude. Something grand and jaw-dropping. Something worthy of a man who told tales of bedding hundreds of women.

Instead what Ritsuka saw was a ballsack slightly droopier than his own and an acorn on top.

Should I even be seeing this? Given his reputation, this is just...pathetic.

From Ritsuka's perspective, this was the king's greatest shame. There was no way the King of Heroes could or should be that tiny, right?

"I presume Siduri brought you here." But no, Gilgamesh carried on like nothing was happening. He walked into the spring, feet stepping onto the water floor. It wasn't steep, the water level failing to reach Gilgamesh's shoulders.

The wise king had four inches on Ritsuka in terms of height so the young Master of Chaldea needed to tilt his head up to look at him.

"Y-yeah. She said she had it ready for us."

Gilgamesh's scarlet eyes looked down on him, silent. Afterwards, he turned around, hands on his hips, and announced, "Rejoice, for my kingly aura is now one of the benefits you will enjoy by soaking in these springs."

Ritsuka let out a sigh. So he's not killing me. Good.

Gilgamesh glanced back at him, looking over his shoulder. His gaze went down till it hit his crotch. Ritsuka didn't realize the water was completely see-through. Meaning, Gilgamesh saw everything, whose eyes went wide.

"Ho?" The king spun back around, intrigued. "Most impressive, Ritsuka Fujimaru."

"Huh?"

Ritsuka looked down and flushed in shame. As always, he had a shrimp of a cock. Of course, for the first time in his life, he was in front of a man slightly smaller than him. Nevertheless, Ritsuka wasn't exactly proud and promptly cupped his family jewels.

"S-sorry," Ritsuka muttered.

Gilgamesh narrowed his eyes. "What foolishness is this, Master of Chaldea? Stand proud! Release your hands!"

At the flare of his temper, Ritsuka did. His embarrassment doubled and he couldn't quite meet Gilgamesh's intense eyes.

"You possess a cock nearly on-par with my own. No mere mongrel could have such a thing between their legs." His voice simmered and he crossed his arms on his chest. "Among the people of Uruk, I am regarded as the greatest. Not merely in strength but in the size of my manhood too. They say I am as well-hung as a horse!"

The cold must have effected him more than Ritsuka because...what? What was he babbling on about?

As hung as a horse? Is he being overworked? Is the Singularity affecting his mind?

While Gilgamesh was busy chuckling to himself, Ritsuka stole a glance at his prick. More like an acorn. I barely see a shaft there.

But Gilgamesh kept going. "To think the future of humanity would have a man of your level. I never thought it to be. You are a true hero of man, Ritsuka Fujimaru."

Ritsuka cringed. No, seriously, was Gilgamesh delusional? Blind? He suspected the former. Did nobody ever tell him he had a small dick? Were they too scared?

Wait a minute...

Oh my god. That actually makes sense. He's smart and strong and I bet his people were terrified of telling him he had a...well, underdeveloped penis. The women must have faked their reactions because they knew they needed him. Either that or the men of Uruk are cursed with micropenises.

This was the ancient world. Humans were still in their infancy, so it was possible for Ritsuka and Gilgamesh to be exceptional amongst these people. Or maybe a god decided to have fun and literally curse the males with micropenises. It wouldn't be the craziest thing to happen in mythology.

"Perhaps once this is over, I shall teach you how to wield your blade. You have much potential, Ritsuka Fujimaru."

All of a sudden, Gilgamesh was acting all buddy-buddy. Well, as buddy-buddy as someone like Gilgamesh could be. The two were on opposite ends of the body of water, talking only when the king desired it. Most of their conversations were about women.

"You prefer buttocks or breasts?"

"Er..."

Gilgamesh wasn't interested in Ritsuka as he was his potential.

"Both?" Ritsuka replied timidly.

Gilgamesh burst into laughter. That borderline maniacal sound made Ritsuka cringe and fear for his life. "Correct!"

At this point, he had enough. Ritsuka wished he was anywhere but here. Unfortunately, he couldn't just get up and leave in front of the most important person in this Singularity. Plus, it was literally Gilgamesh.