Not yet.

The couple looks to be in their mid- to late-twenties. Holding hands and looking into each others' eyes, they turn to you. You notice that they have matching rings on their left hands.

"Hello there," the woman greets you, slightly pulling on her partner's arm. "We'd like to try on some clothes, please."

"'We'? Both of you?"

They both blush and the man looks away, but the woman continues. "Yes, 'we.'" She lowers her voice: "I promise you, we WILL buy something, we just need to use one of your changing rooms for a little while."

Shit, shit, shit. "Now isn't really a good time to go there, Miss. What exactly do you want?"

"Well... umm... it's just that we've only been married a week and we're still figuring out what we like to do. We thought it might be a nice adventure to... 'try on clothes'... for a half-hour or so in the Mall. Are you following me?"

The man looks like he wants to slink out; she's definitely the more adventurous of the two, but still fairly innocent.

You smile to yourself. So they're looking for an adventure, are they? They've come to the right girl.