Not well at all

As you step into your tent, your wife slides off her silken robes, revealing her spectacular body. Pale, almost translucent skin, and a magnificent pair of breasts never fail to captivate you. This time, however, you feel almost as if a small part of you is admiring and perhaps envying her body, rather than simply lusting after it. You stop for a moment. Why do you keep having these nagging thoughts? What is the source of this doubt?

You try to clear your mind, gently pushing your wife onto the bed. You leap on top of her, caressing and fondling her body, as she playfully fights back. However, to both of your surprises, her playful resistance proves almost to much for you to overcome. You think you need some serious practice with a sword before you march into battle. Worse than that however, is that your tiny penis is having a great deal of trouble getting hard. As much as you try to feel up your wife, its not until she begins to run her hands over your body in turn that you manage to finally achieve an erection. You look down, as you try to navigate your penis into Athena's pussy, and you notice that it cannot be more than two inches fully erect. You try, unsuccessfully, to insert it several times. Finally, you try to lay down on her for better purchase, and think you have finally hit home and begin to thrust.

"Are you inside of me?" asks your wife.

"Of course I am, my love," you respond, passionately grinding your hips against her.

After barely more than a minute of thrusting, you climax, spraying seed deep inside her womb.

Or so you thought. Looking down, you realize you hadn't even managed insertion. Your penis was trapped between your pelvis and your wife's vagina. Your hips hadn't just been grinding hers, they'd been grinding your little prick. Part of her labia was sprayed with your thin semen, as well as much of your pelvis. A rush of emotions hit you all at once: shame, confusion, relief, satisfaction, despair, and impotent rage. You rolled over and immediately fell back into a deep sleep.