Not tonight!

At this week's wrestling episode, Amber was signed up for three consecutive matches, a tall order indeed. But none of her opponents so far were able to pose any problems to her. She was able to just show off, make an example out of these creeps, compete for the bonus and build up to the big pay-per-view event that is happening next week, in which she is going to have to face the Sumo Assassin, a brutal and massive man who has totally demolished his two opponents this week, crippled them for life.

So in the build-up to this fight, the promoters wanted both opponents to show the world what they can do, and to interject clips of them 'taking out the trash' with clips of their rival telling us how hard they were going to beat each other at the pay per view. During the Sumo Assassin's match, Amber was talking about how she knows his weakness, and she won't tell him what it is... and during Amber's 2nd match, the Sumo Assassin promised to flatten her next week and leave her looking like a coin.

The ring announcer returns to the ring: "Now one more time, please all give a warm welcome to the gorgous, the adorable ring babe that is AMBER!"

She raises one arm, while kicking her last opponent out of the ring.

"And her THIRD and final opponent, from the nasty, evil street gang who terrorize the 'back streets' of San Diego, thie very gang that has kept Amber's friends and family hiding in their homes for years, for fear of stepping outside - and many friends and relatives HAVE been brutally killed for pennies or for pure pride by this very gang, please welcome the gang leader Alberto, the Jaw Breaker Alvarez" a chorus of boos went out, especially so as it was known that Alberto really had been wrecking whole neighbourhoods of San Diego. "and accompanying him tonight, his bodyguard, Shadow Alvarez" Two men entered the ring. Both were mean, big, much much bigger than Amber, with shaven heads, and with a distainful look on their faces.

Shadow Alvarez stepped out of the ring so the match could begin. It started with a hand to hand test of strength. Amber was losing. She was going backwards and was now being pressed down to her knees.

She bounced off her knees and back onto her feet. There was no way out of this situation. She was outstregthed.

But then came a swift and well aimed kick to the balls. Alberto the Jaw Breaker Alvarez was in a world of hurt. He took the referee aside and protested about Amber tactics, refusing to accept that this move was legal under the new girls-empowering rules.

While he had the ref busy, Shadow Alvarez lunged at Amber from behind, through the ropes and with a sharp shiny knife. It was lucky for Amber that he tripped on the middle rope on his way in, and that the fans were alerting her, or else things might have been catastrophic.

But now we had Shadow Alvarez on the mat, trying to reach for the dagger he had dropped. Amber came in with a knee lift that sent him down onto his back just long enough for her to pick up the knife - that'll make him go, she thought, but no, he reached for a 2nd knife from out of his back pocket and lunged toward her again.

Unfortunately for him, when he got close enough to stab her, not only did Amber deflect his lunge with a quick high leg kick, but also, she got him right in the heart with his first knife, making him fall with the knife still in him.

Seeing this, Alberto the Jaw Breaker Alvarez points frantically, but the referee was a tough girl who took no orders from wrestlers. She made Alberto apologize for doubting the rules, and by the time he did, Amber had hidden the body of the bodyguard under the ring.

This made Alberto the Jaw Breaker Alvarez furious, He walked toward Amber and reached with both arms for her hair, but Amber was quicker. She did a high two soled dropkick to his face, sending him stumbling to the corner. Then she did a leap in the air, landing with her legs around his head and did a frankensteiner slingshot throw, sending him to the mat.

When he got up, she reached for and grabbed him by the balls. "I call this move the ball squash" she commented, and the crowd went wild.

She squeezed and squeezed, then squeezed harder still. When Alvarez was on the brink of passing out, having already lost one nut, squashed like a grape, she let go, stepped back and mule kicked him in the face, breaking his nose.

Then she ran off the ropes, leapt in the air and dida gigantic leg drop, landing one leg on his face, the other on his chest. It was time to choose a finishing move. ...

She ... ... ...